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Since I got inspired with Angel’s blog about Sea Turtles, I decided to draw another baloney out out of my playful imagination.
Facts about Sea Turtles MEN
There are seven species of Sea Turtles MEN. >Straight (taken), Straight (ugly), Bi-Curious, Metrosexual/closet, proud gay, tranny, justin bieber.Sea Turtles  MEN are solitary and are not territorial.>A lot of men, even beyond post puberty (READ: 28 years old) doesn’t really have territorial tendencies, because we don’t really have our OWN territory per se and we opt to live as a single and free men … in our mom’s houseSea Turtles MEN are naturally nomads and amazing swimmers.>after enjoying in one, we move to the next. we can go for several minutes without breathing specially if… if… this is self explanatory… you idiot!Sea Turtles MEN are color blind.>we don’t know when a girl is down and BLUE; how to differentiate the RED hot easy girls from the real one; and who cares if she’s BLONDE?Very few Sea Turtles MEN make it even before hatching> replace ‘hatching’ with the following: (a) marriage (b) commitment (c) orgasm
Very few Sea Turtles MEN make it to maturity.>DOTA? X-BOX? PLANT vs. ZOMBIES? and how old is he again?
Well, I guess sea turtles are a lot like MEN after all. And like sea turtles we may look hard from the outside, but we are … errr … always wet!
DISCLAIMER: Don’t take this seriously!
http://www.lakwatsero.com/info/seven-facts-about-sea-turtles/

flipbalm:

Since I got inspired with Angel’s blog about Sea Turtles, I decided to draw another baloney out out of my playful imagination.

Facts about Sea Turtles MEN

There are seven species of Sea Turtles MEN.
>Straight (taken), Straight (ugly), Bi-Curious, Metrosexual/closet, proud gay, tranny, justin bieber.

Sea Turtles  MEN are solitary and are not territorial.
>A lot of men, even beyond post puberty (READ: 28 years old) doesn’t really have territorial tendencies, because we don’t really have our OWN territory per se and we opt to live as a single and free men … in our mom’s house

Sea Turtles MEN are naturally nomads and amazing swimmers.
>after enjoying in one, we move to the next. we can go for several minutes without breathing specially if… if… this is self explanatory… you idiot!

Sea Turtles MEN are color blind.
>we don’t know when a girl is down and BLUE; how to differentiate the RED hot easy girls from the real one; and who cares if she’s BLONDE?

Very few Sea Turtles MEN make it even before hatching
> replace ‘hatching’ with the following: (a) marriage (b) commitment (c) orgasm

Very few Sea Turtles MEN make it to maturity.
>DOTA? X-BOX? PLANT vs. ZOMBIES? and how old is he again?

Well, I guess sea turtles are a lot like MEN after all. And like sea turtles we may look hard from the outside, but we are … errr … always wet!

DISCLAIMER: Don’t take this seriously!

http://www.lakwatsero.com/info/seven-facts-about-sea-turtles/